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No Entry You've Drinks Tabardo
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This image is a feature/benefits summary for the TABARDO product. It highlights: Cutting Required: You need to cut the head opening to fit; once cut, it’s non-returnable unless faulty. Versatile: Suitable for parties, messy play, concerts, Freshers Week, stag/hen parties, and baby showers. Convenient: Easy over-the-head design for both adults and children. Playful: Designed to be fun, light-hearted, and whimsical. Durable: Made from high-quality 100% PVC for durability and wear resistance.
Informational graphic showing what’s included in the package: one tabard made from strong, flexible polymer material, side strips with Velcro dots (plus extra strips for child sizes), and an instruction leaflet, all delivered in a secure cardboard tube via Royal Mail Tracked 24.
TABARDO size chart: Small 60 by 30 cm, Medium 75 by 37.5 cm, Large 100 by 50 cm
Lightweight semi-matte PVC material: wipe-clean and worn over your clothes

No Entry You’ve Drinks Tabardo

Price range: £12.00 through £20.00

A lightweight, wipe-clean PVC tabard worn over your own clothes. Choose your size and any design options below.

Before wearing: check the size, then cut the head opening following the supplied instructions. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

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Choose by measurements rather than age. Your tabard should sit around mid-thigh.

  • Small: 60 × 30 cm — fits up to approximately 4 ft.
  • Medium: 75 × 37.5 cm — fits up to approximately 5 ft 5 in.
  • Large: 100 × 50 cm — fits up to approximately 6 ft 6 in.

Check the size before cutting the head opening.

TABARDO size chart: Small 60 by 30 cm, Medium 75 by 37.5 cm, Large 100 by 50 cm

Made from high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride materials 100% PVC to withstand wear and tear.

  • Lightweight
  • Easy to wear
  • Comfortable over normal clothes
  • Easy to wipe clean
  • Designed for repeated dress-up use

Free UK delivery using Royal Mail Tracked 48. Dispatch within 3 working days. Delivery normally takes around 2–3 working days after dispatch; this is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Need your costume for a particular date? Contact us before ordering.

For returns, notify us within 14 days of delivery. See our returns policy for the full conditions and your rights. Check the fit before cutting or altering your tabard.

  • 1 TABARDO tabard
  • 1 instruction leaflet
  • 2 fastening straps
  • Self-adhesive Velcro

Supplied in a storage tube. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

Cut the head opening before wearing: follow the leaflet, slip the tabard over your own clothes, then secure the sides.

How to wear a TABARDO: cut the head opening, slip it on, and secure it

No Entry Unless You’ve Got Drinks Fancy Dress Costume

Strict Door Policy: Drinks Required!

Every great party needs a few rules – and this one’s pretty straightforward!

Our TABARDO! No Entry Unless You’ve Got Drinks Fancy Dress Costume puts a hilarious twist on the classic No Entry sign, featuring bold red and white warning colours, the instantly recognisable prohibition symbol and the cheeky message “NO ENTRY – UNLESS YOU’VE GOT DRINKS”.

Whether you’re heading out for a stag do, celebrating a hen party, attending a birthday bash or joining your mates for a pub crawl, this novelty party costume makes sure everyone knows the entry requirements!

Forget complicated costumes, uncomfortable outfits and fancy dress accessories. Just slip on your TABARDO! and you’re ready to join the fun.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hilarious No Entry design: Bold red and white warning sign with the cheeky “Unless You’ve Got Drinks” message.
  • Perfect for parties: Ideal for stag dos, hen nights, birthdays, festivals and pub crawls.
  • Easy fancy dress: Wear over your everyday clothes for a quick and funny party outfit.
  • Lightweight PVC material: Made from flexible printed PVC, not fabric.
  • Adjustable fit: Open-sided design with supplied Velcro strips and side pieces.
  • Customisable head opening: Cut your own head hole to suit your preferred fit.
  • Great conversation starter: A funny costume for anyone who enjoys being the unofficial party doorman!

Product Information

  • Design: No Entry Unless You’ve Got Drinks
  • Colour: Red, white and black
  • Material: Flexible printed PVC (not fabric)
  • Style: Novelty adult fancy dress tabard
  • Fit: Open-sided with adjustable Velcro fastening
  • Head opening: Customer cuts their own
  • Care: Wipe clean only
  • What’s included: Printed tabard, Velcro strips and side pieces

Important: This TABARDO! is made from printed PVC, not traditional clothing fabric. The head opening is not pre-cut. Clothing and accessories shown in photographs are not included. Keep away from naked flames and heat sources.

Ready to Set the Party Rules?

Whether you’re the self-appointed party organiser, the group’s biggest joker or simply looking for an easy fancy dress outfit, our No Entry Unless You’ve Got Drinks TABARDO! is a great way to get everyone laughing.

Add yours to the basket – and remember, no drinks means no entry!