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May Start Dancing Tabardo

Price range: £12.00 through £20.00

A lightweight, wipe-clean PVC tabard worn over your own clothes. Choose your size and any design options below.

Before wearing: check the size, then cut the head opening following the supplied instructions. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

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Choose by measurements rather than age. Your tabard should sit around mid-thigh.

  • Small: 60 × 30 cm — fits up to approximately 4 ft.
  • Medium: 75 × 37.5 cm — fits up to approximately 5 ft 5 in.
  • Large: 100 × 50 cm — fits up to approximately 6 ft 6 in.

Check the size before cutting the head opening.

TABARDO size chart: Small 60 by 30 cm, Medium 75 by 37.5 cm, Large 100 by 50 cm

Made from high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride materials 100% PVC to withstand wear and tear.

  • Lightweight
  • Easy to wear
  • Comfortable over normal clothes
  • Easy to wipe clean
  • Designed for repeated dress-up use

Free UK delivery using Royal Mail Tracked 48. Dispatch within 3 working days. Delivery normally takes around 2–3 working days after dispatch; this is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Need your costume for a particular date? Contact us before ordering.

For returns, notify us within 14 days of delivery. See our returns policy for the full conditions and your rights. Check the fit before cutting or altering your tabard.

  • 1 TABARDO tabard
  • 1 instruction leaflet
  • 2 fastening straps
  • Self-adhesive Velcro

Supplied in a storage tube. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

Cut the head opening before wearing: follow the leaflet, slip the tabard over your own clothes, then secure the sides.

How to wear a TABARDO: cut the head opening, slip it on, and secure it

May Start Dancing Fancy Dress Costume

Warning: Spontaneous Dance Moves Ahead!

Some people need a little encouragement to hit the dance floor. Others just need their favourite song!

Our TABARDO! May Start Dancing Fancy Dress Costume is the perfect outfit for anyone whose feet start moving the moment the music begins.

Featuring a bright yellow caution sign, bold black hazard stripes, a dancing figure and the hilarious message “CAUTION – MAY START DANCING AT ANY TIME”, this novelty costume makes sure everyone knows exactly what to expect.

Whether you’re the life and soul of a stag do, celebrating a birthday, heading to a music festival or enjoying a night out with friends, this funny fancy dress outfit is sure to get a few laughs.

No complicated costumes, uncomfortable accessories or elaborate preparations. Just slip on your TABARDO! and let the music do the rest.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hilarious warning sign design: Bold “May Start Dancing at Any Time” artwork featuring a dancing figure and musical notes.
  • Perfect for party animals: Ideal for stag dos, hen nights, birthdays, discos, festivals and pub crawls.
  • Instant fancy dress: Wear over your everyday clothing for an easy, attention-grabbing costume.
  • Lightweight PVC construction: Made from flexible printed PVC, not fabric.
  • Adjustable fit: Open-sided design with supplied Velcro strips and side pieces.
  • Customisable head opening: Cut your own head hole to suit your preferred fit.
  • Great conversation starter: Perfect for anyone known for their questionable dance moves!

Product Information

  • Design: Caution – May Start Dancing at Any Time
  • Colour: Yellow, black and red
  • Material: Flexible printed PVC (not fabric)
  • Style: Novelty adult fancy dress tabard
  • Fit: Open-sided with adjustable Velcro fastening
  • Head opening: Customer cuts their own
  • Care: Wipe clean only
  • What’s included: Printed tabard, Velcro strips and side pieces

Important: This TABARDO! is made from printed PVC, not traditional clothing fabric. The head opening is not pre-cut. Clothing and accessories shown in photographs are not included. Keep away from naked flames and heat sources.

Ready to Show Off Your Moves?

From questionable dad dancing to unexpected dance floor performances, some moves deserve a warning sign!

Our May Start Dancing TABARDO! is the perfect costume for anyone who loves a laugh, a party and a good dance.

Add yours to the basket – and get ready to dance like nobody’s watching!