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Emergency Exit to the Pub Tabardo

Price range: £12.00 through £20.00

A lightweight, wipe-clean PVC tabard worn over your own clothes. Choose your size and any design options below.

Before wearing: check the size, then cut the head opening following the supplied instructions. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

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Choose by measurements rather than age. Your tabard should sit around mid-thigh.

  • Small: 60 × 30 cm — fits up to approximately 4 ft.
  • Medium: 75 × 37.5 cm — fits up to approximately 5 ft 5 in.
  • Large: 100 × 50 cm — fits up to approximately 6 ft 6 in.

Check the size before cutting the head opening.

TABARDO size chart: Small 60 by 30 cm, Medium 75 by 37.5 cm, Large 100 by 50 cm

Made from high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride materials 100% PVC to withstand wear and tear.

  • Lightweight
  • Easy to wear
  • Comfortable over normal clothes
  • Easy to wipe clean
  • Designed for repeated dress-up use

Free UK delivery using Royal Mail Tracked 48. Dispatch within 3 working days. Delivery normally takes around 2–3 working days after dispatch; this is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Need your costume for a particular date? Contact us before ordering.

For returns, notify us within 14 days of delivery. See our returns policy for the full conditions and your rights. Check the fit before cutting or altering your tabard.

  • 1 TABARDO tabard
  • 1 instruction leaflet
  • 2 fastening straps
  • Self-adhesive Velcro

Supplied in a storage tube. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

Cut the head opening before wearing: follow the leaflet, slip the tabard over your own clothes, then secure the sides.

How to wear a TABARDO: cut the head opening, slip it on, and secure it

Emergency Exit to the Pub Fancy Dress Costume

When in doubt, head for the nearest pub!

Forget the usual emergency exits – this one leads somewhere much more interesting!

Our TABARDO! Emergency Exit to the Pub Fancy Dress Costume brings a hilarious twist to the classic safety sign. Featuring bold black lettering, bright yellow warning colours, hazard stripes and a green emergency exit symbol, this novelty costume is impossible to miss.

Whether you’re organising a stag do, celebrating a birthday, heading to a beer festival or joining your mates on a pub crawl, this funny party outfit is a great way to get everyone laughing.

No complicated costume changes or elaborate accessories required. Just slip on your TABARDO! and you’re ready for a great night out.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Funny warning sign design: Bold “Emergency Exit to the Pub” artwork with classic hazard stripes.
  • Perfect for pub crawls: An ideal novelty costume for stag parties, birthdays and nights out.
  • Easy fancy dress: Wear it over your normal clothes without the fuss of a traditional costume.
  • Lightweight PVC material: Made from flexible printed PVC, not fabric.
  • Adjustable fit: Open-sided construction with supplied Velcro strips and side pieces.
  • Custom head opening: Cut your own head hole to achieve your preferred fit.
  • Great conversation starter: A cheeky costume that’s sure to get noticed.

Product Information

  • Design: Emergency Exit to the Pub
  • Colour: Yellow, black and green
  • Material: Flexible printed PVC (not fabric)
  • Style: Novelty adult fancy dress tabard
  • Fit: Open-sided with adjustable Velcro fastening
  • Head opening: Cut your own
  • Care: Wipe clean only
  • What’s included: Printed tabard, Velcro strips and side pieces

Important: This TABARDO! is made from printed PVC, not clothing fabric. The head opening is not pre-cut. Clothing and accessories shown in photographs are not included. Keep away from naked flames and heat sources.

The Only Exit Worth Taking!

Why follow the crowd when you can lead everyone straight to the pub?

Whether you’re dressing up for a stag do, a birthday or a big night out, our Emergency Exit to the Pub TABARDO! is the perfect way to bring a bit of humour to the occasion.

Add yours to the basket and let the pub crawl begin!