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Bad Decisions Ahead Tabardo

Price range: £12.00 through £20.00

A lightweight, wipe-clean PVC tabard worn over your own clothes. Choose your size and any design options below.

Before wearing: check the size, then cut the head opening following the supplied instructions. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

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Choose by measurements rather than age. Your tabard should sit around mid-thigh.

  • Small: 60 × 30 cm — fits up to approximately 4 ft.
  • Medium: 75 × 37.5 cm — fits up to approximately 5 ft 5 in.
  • Large: 100 × 50 cm — fits up to approximately 6 ft 6 in.

Check the size before cutting the head opening.

TABARDO size chart: Small 60 by 30 cm, Medium 75 by 37.5 cm, Large 100 by 50 cm

Made from high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride materials 100% PVC to withstand wear and tear.

  • Lightweight
  • Easy to wear
  • Comfortable over normal clothes
  • Easy to wipe clean
  • Designed for repeated dress-up use

Free UK delivery using Royal Mail Tracked 48. Dispatch within 3 working days. Delivery normally takes around 2–3 working days after dispatch; this is an estimate, not a guaranteed arrival date.

Need your costume for a particular date? Contact us before ordering.

For returns, notify us within 14 days of delivery. See our returns policy for the full conditions and your rights. Check the fit before cutting or altering your tabard.

  • 1 TABARDO tabard
  • 1 instruction leaflet
  • 2 fastening straps
  • Self-adhesive Velcro

Supplied in a storage tube. Clothing worn underneath is not included.

Cut the head opening before wearing: follow the leaflet, slip the tabard over your own clothes, then secure the sides.

How to wear a TABARDO: cut the head opening, slip it on, and secure it

Bad Decisions Ahead Fancy Dress Costume

Warning: Common Sense Not Guaranteed!

Every group has that one friend who always seems to lead everyone into trouble. If that sounds familiar, we’ve got the perfect costume!

Our TABARDO! Bad Decisions Ahead Fancy Dress Costume is a hilarious take on the classic danger warning sign, featuring striking red, black and white artwork, a brain wearing sunglasses and the unmistakable message “DANGER – BAD DECISIONS AHEAD”.

Whether you’re celebrating a stag do, organising a hen party, heading out for a birthday or getting ready for a festival, this funny novelty outfit lets everyone know exactly what kind of night might be ahead.

Forget complicated fancy dress costumes. Just slip your TABARDO! over your everyday clothes and let the laughs begin.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hilarious danger sign design: Bold “Bad Decisions Ahead” artwork featuring a cheeky brain graphic and striking warning colours.
  • Perfect for nights out: Ideal for stag dos, hen nights, birthdays, festivals and pub crawls.
  • Instant fancy dress: An easy costume that can be worn over your normal clothes.
  • Lightweight PVC material: Made from flexible printed PVC, not fabric.
  • Adjustable fit: Open-sided design with supplied Velcro strips and side pieces.
  • Customisable head opening: Cut your own head hole for your preferred fit.
  • Great conversation starter: Perfect for the friend who always has the worst ideas!

Product Information

  • Design: Danger – Bad Decisions Ahead
  • Colour: Red, black and white
  • Material: Flexible printed PVC (not fabric)
  • Style: Novelty adult fancy dress tabard
  • Fit: Open-sided with adjustable Velcro fastening
  • Head opening: Customer cuts their own
  • Care: Wipe clean only
  • What’s included: Printed tabard, Velcro strips and side pieces

Important: This TABARDO! is made from printed PVC, not traditional clothing fabric. The head opening is not pre-cut. Clothing and accessories shown in photographs are not included. Keep away from naked flames and heat sources.

Ready for a Night to Remember?

Some decisions make great stories – others deserve a warning sign!

Whether you’re the troublemaker of the group or simply looking for an easy fancy dress outfit with plenty of humour, our Bad Decisions Ahead TABARDO! is ready for the occasion.

Add yours to the basket – because the best nights always start with a little warning!