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Adult No Signal Halloween TABARDO! Fancy Dress Costume

Adult No Signal Halloween TABARDO! Fancy Dress Costume
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This image is a feature/benefits summary for the TABARDO product. It highlights: Cutting Required: You need to cut the head opening to fit; once cut, it’s non-returnable unless faulty. Versatile: Suitable for parties, messy play, concerts, Freshers Week, stag/hen parties, and baby showers. Convenient: Easy over-the-head design for both adults and children. Playful: Designed to be fun, light-hearted, and whimsical. Durable: Made from high-quality 100% PVC for durability and wear resistance.
Informational graphic showing what’s included in the package: one tabard made from strong, flexible polymer material, side strips with Velcro dots (plus extra strips for child sizes), and an instruction leaflet, all delivered in a secure cardboard tube via Royal Mail Tracked 24.

Adult No Signal Halloween TABARDO! Fancy Dress Costume

Price range: £12.00 through £20.00

Turn one of modern life’s greatest horrors into a hilarious Halloween costume with the TABARDO! No Signal – This Is What Real Horror Looks Like! fancy dress design.

Designed exclusively for adults, this over-the-head costume features a spooky Halloween scene with ghosts, bats, cobwebs, pumpkins and a Wi-Fi router displaying the ultimate nightmare: no signal.

The bold design is finished with the humorous message “Nothing Sends Shivers Up Parents’ Backs Like ‘No Signal’ On The Wi-Fi”, making it a perfect choice for parents and adult partygoers looking for a funny alternative to traditional Halloween costumes.

Ideal for adult Halloween parties, trick-or-treat outings with the family, university events, fancy dress parties, festivals, stag and hen celebrations and other seasonal events.

The practical over-the-head design can be worn over everyday clothing, making it a comfortable and convenient option for adults who want a fun Halloween look with minimal preparation.

Please note that this product requires cutting and adjustments upon receipt to ensure it fits comfortably over the head. We recommend using good household scissors and customizing it as needed for the best fit and performance.

Made from high-quality Polyvinyl Chloride materials 100% PVC to withstand wear and tear.

  • Lightweight
  • Easy to wear
  • Comfortable over normal clothes
  • Easy to wipe clean
  • Designed for repeated dress-up use

📏 Sizes Available

  • Small – Ideal for young children ages 3 – 8

  • Medium – Older kids & teens ages 8 – 13

  • Large – Adults ages  13 – 99

These age ranges are only guidelines. Please see our size chart for accurate measurements.

Image showing three people wearing tabard-style costumes in different sizes against a soft patterned background. On the left, an adult man models the large size, wearing a long tabard that reaches mid-thigh. In the centre, an adult woman models the medium size, slightly shorter but with a similar fit. On the right, a young child models the small size, scaled down to suit a shorter height. Below, a simple chart lists the sizes and measurements: Small: fits up to 4ft (60cm x 30cm) Medium: fits up to 5ft 5 (75cm x 37.5cm) Large: fits up to 6ft 6 (100cm x 50cm) All versions are designed to sit around mid-thigh when worn.

 

  • UK-only delivery
  • 24 hour tracked
  • 14 day return
  • Made-to-order items

All Tabardo orders are shipped within the UK using Royal Mail 24-hour tracked delivery, ensuring fast and reliable service. Once your order has been dispatched, you will receive full tracking details so you can follow its journey to your door.

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you may return it within 14 days of delivery, provided the item is unused, in its original condition and packaging. Once the return is received and inspected, your refund will be processed promptly to your original payment method. Return postage costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item is faulty or sent in error.

 

Included in the tube:

1 x TABARDO!

1 x Instruction Leaflet

2 x Fastening Straps

Self-adhesive Velcro 

Clothing worn underneath is not included.

Informational graphic showing what’s included in the package: one tabard made from strong, flexible polymer material, side strips with Velcro dots (plus extra strips for child sizes), and an instruction leaflet, all delivered in a secure cardboard tube via Royal Mail Tracked 24.